Immaculate Reception

The most bizarre play EVER in all sports. Down 7-6, with 22 seconds remaining in the 1972 AFC Wild Card matchup, Terry Bradshaw threw a pass intended for John Fuqua. Oakland Raiders saftey Jack Tatum reach Fuqua when the ball did, and the ball deflected from him. Just as the ball seemed to slip to the ground, Steelers runningback Franco Harris scooped up the ball when it was less than an inch from the ground, and ran it in to the endzone to end the game. Craziest play in NFL history.

And Franco Harris has just won the game with the Immaculate Reception.

by Steagles February 15, 2006

ghetto reflections

When you drive by a glass front store to see your rims spinning as you drive by to see the reflection.

I went by the store the other day and seen those ghetto reflections.

by Klrcc1 January 27, 2017

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.

Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.

by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011

Receptionista

A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.

"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"

"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."

by Tony Red September 2, 2009

reflection paper

Another form of torture given by teachers in the form of essays. Usually happens after a project, the end of the class, or perhaps after watching a boring movie or lecture which you probably slept through.

Teacher: Okay students, take your seats, we will listen to a lecture by a special guest.

(lecture begins)

Student: Ugh, this is boring! (begins sleeping)

(lecture ends)

Teacher: Okay, for homework, please write a 500-word reflection paper on the lecture.

by The Real Driller May 7, 2019

Receptionator

Not your traditional receptionist, the Receptionator is a hybrid - a cross between a receptionist, office manager, facilities coordinator, and administrative assistant. The ultimate "go-to" person in the office. Suspected of having superhuman powers.

Stephanie, the Receptionator, simultaneously fielded an incoming call from the CEO who was lost somewhere in Saskatchewan, directed models to the photo shoot down the hall, fired off a power point to a frazzled exec, and wielded a wrench to stop the flood in the men's room.

by murlock June 29, 2011

Reflexting

The moment someone tells you a juicy story & your first reflex is to grab your phone & text someone what you just found out.

Tessa- Yea, Tyler totally fingered Emma.
Linda- No way!
*Grabs phone & texts Matt* (<-- Reflexting)

Linda- Tyler fingered Emma.
Matt- She cheated on Bryan!?
Linda- Yea she's totally "Slide to Unlock"

by Chawwley Bucket July 25, 2011