redning

While having sex you give the taker 12 smacks to her right bum cheek whilst holding her knickers to the left hand side !

Luke : i gave ailbhe a good redning last night

Dean : 12 taps ?
Luke : well that is part of a redning

by Fringe and thunder lips January 8, 2012

Rearing Unicorn

Where a couple starts having sex in the classic doggy position; then when he is ready to spit seed, he dismounts, leaps onto the woman's head and shoots for distance as she rears up.

Last night I performed the Rearing Unicorn on my wife.

by Prometheus69 December 18, 2010

Redding,CT

Where you go to live if you are wealthy but don't feel the need to constantly show it (as in Wilton and Weston).

Son: Daddy, why doesn't mommy wear her pearls and best gowns to walk the dog?

Father: Silly child. We live in Redding,CT, not Wilton,CT.

by 203GUY January 3, 2011

redwings

(1) The status earned by one who has completed the act of cunnilingus upon a menstruating woman; (2) the status conferred by a menstruating woman upon a sexual partner who has performed cunnilingus upon her; (3) the appearance resembling that of a small bird's wings given by the wearing of menstrual blood upon the lips and face of one who has just completed the performance of cunnilingus upon a menstruating woman, considered to be evidence of having performed a sexual act of an extreme intimate nature.

(1) Mike earned his redwings last night when he ate Jen's bleeding pussy; (2) Jen gave Mike his redwings last night after he ate Jen's bleeding cunt; (3) Mike had redwings on his face when he removed his head from deep between Jen's spread legs.

by Diane W. June 17, 2008

rearing to go

eager to begin; sometimes "raring" to go; the metaphor is equestrian and like other equestrian allusions "champing at the bit" it connotes that something or someone else is in control, in this case preventing immediate gratification

The twins were rearing to go on the drive to Disney World.

by vortac August 29, 2006

earning your redwings

The science of pleasuring a girl to the fullest possible climax by eating her out while she's on her period.

"Dude, isn't your girlfriend on your period?
. "Yeah but I had to earn my redwings"
"oh my god don't tell me that dude"

"you will be earning your redwings one day"

by Richardo Despartes January 18, 2013

Red Ring Of Death

1) Often abbreviated to RROD. Described the pattern of 3 LEDs around the power button when an Xbox360 has died. The term has become widely know to due the abundance of such a fault on the hardware. The "of death" part of the comes from blue screen of death, a fatal Windows error screen.

2) A stinging, raw rectum. This use of the term is usually in association with a strong curry or other rich foods which aggravate the intestines.

Mate, I am on my 3rd 360 cos the other two gave me the RROD

OR

Man, that vindaloo was hot, I've got a red ring of death this morning.

by TheDirtyYoungMan March 2, 2008