rectumfire

when your fucking her in the ass without lube and it catches fire.

Andrew was fucking a tranny in the ass without lube and caused a rectumfire.

by robinct May 6, 2010

Oral Rectumy

A surgical procedure to cut the line running from a persons rectum to thier mouth to keep them from talking shit.

Guy1: Man, I got some BJ and P from Julie last night, blasted on her face, then I bolted like a skeet skeet bandit.
Guy2: Her mom is right behind you; you need an oral rectumy.

by Bill Hawko August 20, 2010

Rectumfication

The process of tearing someone a new arsehole.

Did you see PJ give Bill a good rectumfication this morning after after he lost that big account?

by Brian Einstein May 18, 2014

rectumify

(verb)to make an arse of

you really rectumified that

by Jim Smith (spelled with an i not with a y) May 1, 2004

Rectumfry

To mess up a situation, as though you did it with fire from your rectum.

We'll appoint a commitee.That should Rectumfry the situation.

by Waboa February 1, 2009

Rectumfied

When you resolve a stupid mistake by taking it up the ass.

Mike: I rectumfied that trade problem with Goldman Sachs.
Eric: How much did it cost us?
Mike: Only four grand this time.

by St00pDawg July 15, 2010

rectumeyetus

When the optic nerves connect to the rectum and give one a shitty outlook on life

Suzie has rectumeyetus today.

by Suzie gumdrops October 13, 2022