penis recoil

When a man is standing at a toilet, ready to piss, and then the urine comes out so fast and violently that the penis recoils like a gun and you spray all over the back of the seat.

Johnny: Dude, I just took a leak and I had some major penis recoil.

Nathan: Damnit man! You better have wiped the toilet seat down!

by hertel3k January 13, 2010

recoil

Alan Wilder’s musical project after and during his time with Depeche Mode

OMG she loves alan wilder, so naturally, she’s a huge recoil fan

by hotfordm August 19, 2021

Clit Recoil

When a woman is so turned off by someone that their clit recoils into their stomach and hides for days.

I was so turned off by that asshole my clit recoiled.

by Draperchick March 10, 2017

Fizzy Recoil

The amount of fizz and bubbles when you pour a fizzy drink into a glass.

-"Pepsi has less fizzy recoil than coke."

-"Yes, i agree, but coke is still better."

-"Whatever, pepsi for the win!"

-"Fucking come on then you prick!"

by thegrizzelybear October 2, 2011

Recoil

1. Move back suddenly: To move back suddenly and violently, e.g. after an impact.

2. Feel horror: To react instinctively with fear, horror, disgust, or distaste.

3. Sudden backward movement: A sudden and violent backward movement, especially that of a firearm when it is fired.

4. Movement away in horror: A movement back or away from something, especially in horror or disgust.

When you fire a gun, you feel the force of the recoil.

by Jafje April 5, 2007

cranial rectologist

Someone who appears to be very smart, but has their head up their ass when it comes to making an important decision.

A cranial rectologist is a colleague or friend.

by Brown Noserologist November 9, 2010

ass recoil

when she walks and her ass bounces

friend 1: damn she got some mad ass recoil
friend 2: ong

by cpsdgames July 17, 2022