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Rebalancing Index

Rebalancing in crypto refers to portfolio and expectation ratio.

When it becomes 1:1 you're rebalanced, your portfolio reaches a state of equilibrium.

Some important rebalancing indexers are as follows:

10:1 Rebalance: Euphoria

1:1 Rebalance: Unrealistic
1:10 Rebalance: Should've taken Profits
"aah im rebalancing"
"one man said to the other man why the fuck are you questioning my rebalance"
"just a minor dip, my airdrops will rebalance my portfolio"
"my rebalance is not rebalancing anymore" - often used during market crashes
"my rebalancing index is finally 1:1"
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Rubulance

Severe and localised turbulence causing specific typing errors created by airflow over a keyboard caused when someone in chat trying to be funny during a plane spotting stream and hasn't made the appropriate dexterity save roll.

Alternate: chaotic, shaky, unstable energy—physical or emotional. A state of chaotic instability that feels like turbulence, but more awkward, unpredictable, or mildly unhinged—whether in real life, conversations, or situations that should be under control but clearly aren’t. Often used when things aren’t fully crashing, but definitely aren’t smooth either.
That A380 has to wait for the rubulance to clear from that Cessna Caravan on take-off ahead.

One typo and there was enough rubulance in chat to last all stream!
My life’s been in absolute rubulance since Monday
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WiFi rebalencing

The unfortunate act of recalibrating a AP (access point) to ensure end users can transfer content from a network location, navigate the web or print wirelessly.
Whilst levitating half a foot away from a AP, on one leg, praying to the internet god's to allow you to do access SIM's, wondering how many more Aztecian sacrifices are required for the data to flow, you receive a document which informs you the WiFi has been fixed, due to a process called WiFi rebalencing and if you still experience any problems not to hesitate to inform IT Support.
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You could say piers remblance fucking beautiful
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Omg look it’s piers remblance he is a fucking beast
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