Realbar

A Realbar is a four year old boy who is cute but mischievous, usually with chubby cheeks.

While you are squeezing his cheeks you shout it with your teeth clenched.

“Realbar!!!” I shouted while squeezing Bing’s chubby, rosy cheeks.

by Albietross April 6, 2019

Reala

A 'Nightmaren', much like 'NiGHTS'. This Nightmaren is evil, and works for a man named 'Wizeman'. He will do anything in his power to stop NiGHTS. He can fly and do almost anything NiGHTS can do.

Reala cackled evilly at NiGHTS, who lay defeated at his feet.

by Speedlight July 2, 2003

realmatt

Realmatt is a YouTube Roblox clickbaiter who is just making clickbait content and people dislikes his video and people hate his fake giveaways.

Realmatt created a video and made it a meme: flamingo is dying soon... (VERY SAD)
Flamingo commented: I wish
lol

Update: realmatt's videos are deleted

RealMatt forgot to stop recording... (VERY SAD)

by RandomDoesYT_64 May 10, 2020

Readaholic

One who reads all the time. Recess, lunch, and those few minutes you get when the teacher/boss stops speaking. Will also ignore friends in favour of reading.

"Man, did you see her today?"
"Yeah I know, completely ignored the teacher!"
"She is such a readaholic."

by 16press April 2, 2009

realfag

Internet slang, originating from image boards such as 4chan, to denote someone who discusses their offline life (particularly offline relationships or relationship problems) on the board. Derogatory.

OP: help me /b/, my anniversary is tomorrow and I have no idea what to get my girlfriend
Reply: le sigh, gtfo realfag

by fhtagn August 28, 2013

@realDonaldTrump

A Twitter account to give you cancer. It really works, just grab a computer, search up cancer, and there it is! Donald Trump!

@realDonaldTrump: I Love fucking my mexican wife it is like a wall, nice and flat for my small dick. we all love spaghetti dont we? I love hurricanes.

by Jayonbod199 September 10, 2019

reallahty

What Muslims claim their religion is; they assert dat all other belief-systems are fantasy.

Achmed da Dead Terrorist is always bellyaching about how wrong da philosophies of all of da "infidels" in his audience are as opposed to his own beliefs, but da reallahty of it is dat he's been taught to handle/settle all problems with violence and intolerance, so dat doesn't seem any better.

by QuacksO May 25, 2022