The real shit

(n.) The re-al sh-it

An instance of true authenticity; An occuring event which leads an individual to believe that it is, in fact, real shit.

"Yo dog," J-Tizzle said, "you see me cap dat motha in da face?"
"Yeah dog," I replied, "that was the real shit..."

by Crustin December 28, 2005

on some real shit

Usually used when a conversation is on some trivial bullshit then a nigga gets real about what's being discussed

"niggs that bitch is dirty son, don't even fuck with that, she's hurt too -- fuck that bitch"

"nah yo on some real shit, she be getting deep yo, I've seen her on some realness when she's not around her bitches"

by mr deckard October 18, 2008

The Real Shit

n. authentic, inspired, peerless, usu. in a creative endeavor. See also CKY.

Ginsburg is God

by Rosie February 11, 2004

mungus (the real shit)

when you dig up a dead woman and punch her in the stomach; the stuff that comes out of her poon is mungus.

Hey dude, I just ate some mungus

Yo dude, this dip looks like rotting mungus.

Man, sometimes I want to swim in a pool of mungus

by gurdon May 18, 2005

on my real shit

An explanation/excuse used when you do something with no logical reasoning behind it or an explanation used to get yourself out of a difficult/awkward conversation.

Ex. 1

"Why are you barking at a tree."

"Shut up, i'm on my real shit."

Ex. 2
"Bro why did you not flush after using the toilet."
"Idk bro, I was on my real shit."

by yungriceman January 24, 2021

a bitch on some real shit

not talking to other niggas OR bitches and is focused on you and check .

Damn I need a bitch on some real shit bruh

by moneeybabby March 2, 2017

Real Nigga Shit

dat shit dat real niggas do. they just do

Nigga 1: Yo my niggas just went on a manure heist for the community garden
Nigga 2: Dats some real nigga shit

by RealestNigga1 January 13, 2015