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real men love jesus 

Christian heterosexual human males that were born male, and believes himself to be male, (so no puppets or androids) show affection towards another male who lived 2000 years ago named Jesus, who is also the one and only Son of the God of the Christian tradition. This love is one of admiration and worship, not necessarily sexual in nature.
Real men love Jesus, so I don't think that Pinocchio counts.
real men love jesus by Smrff February 3, 2008

Real Chance of Love 

A television show on the channel Vh1. Real and Chance are brothers who got their own show called Real Chance of Love, where they try to find love my moving a bunch of hussies into a house and making the girls fight over them. Real and Chance came to Vh1 in order too fall in love with New York, who had a show called I Love New York. New York came to Vh1 in order to find love with Flavor Flav, on his show The Flavor of Love. Favor Flav came to Vh1 on the Surreal Life - but that has nothing to do with Real Chance of Love, and neither did half of this definition - but it gets the point across that Vh1 is pretty messed up. Real Chance of Love aired October, 2008
Person 1: are you going to watch Real Chance of Love tonite??

Person 2: Hell no.
Real Chance of Love by Max!@! March 24, 2009

Real Chance of Love 

Another VH1 reality series, staring two brothers and I love New york rejects trying to find love by dating 10 women at once. In the end one doesnt pick any girl at all and the other picks a whimp
"Hey did you watch Real Chance of Love last night?"
"Nah man, I have a life"

Love Ain’t Real

Love Ain’t Real considering the life ROADRUNNASLUG has.
Love Ain’t Real is defined as ROADRUNNASLUG

Love Ain’t Real

Love Ain’t Real according to what ROADRUNNASLUG says.

Michaels.real.lover 

A very cool tiktok Creator, that is a fan page for Michael afton and flamingo. They also like fnaf, blueycapsules and heart stopper.
ā€œMichaels.real.lover is my favorite moot!ā€
ā€œI know they are so cool!!ā€