Christian heterosexual human males that were born male, and believes himself to be male, (so no puppets or androids) show affection towards another male who lived 2000 years ago named Jesus, who is also the one and only Son of the God of the Christian tradition. This love is one of admiration and worship, not necessarily sexual in nature.
Real men love Jesus, so I don't think that Pinocchio counts.
by Smrff February 4, 2008
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A television show on the channel Vh1. Real and Chance are brothers who got their own show called Real Chance of Love, where they try to find love my moving a bunch of hussies into a house and making the girls fight over them. Real and Chance came to Vh1 in order too fall in love with New York, who had a show called I Love New York. New York came to Vh1 in order to find love with Flavor Flav, on his show The Flavor of Love. Favor Flav came to Vh1 on the Surreal Life - but that has nothing to do with Real Chance of Love, and neither did half of this definition - but it gets the point across that Vh1 is pretty messed up. Real Chance of Love aired October, 2008
Person 1: are you going to watch Real Chance of Love tonite??

Person 2: Hell no.
by Max!@! November 8, 2008
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Another VH1 reality series, staring two brothers and I love New york rejects trying to find love by dating 10 women at once. In the end one doesnt pick any girl at all and the other picks a whimp
"Hey did you watch Real Chance of Love last night?"
"Nah man, I have a life"
by Anonymousbutfamous January 13, 2009
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It turned out raging had real love for beautiful light. 😍 knowing and showing. With stupid love making from the start. Didn't wait, but waiting now.
by Broken record May 11, 2022
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Some people may ask you, what is the definition of real love? or you may even ask yourself that. Well let me tell you what the definition of real love is; Ricky and Karolina. Real long lasting love is like the love between Ricky and Karolina. There's just a lot of LOVE. So if you want real love and you're looking for cuddles, kisses and a lot of coffee dates then go and find yourself a Ricky or a Karolina. Find yourself someone who even loves going to the grocery store with you and a lot of concerts. As long as it's not 6ix9ine concerts. Love someone so much that you even let them take a bite out of your pizza. Now that is LOVE.
"I'll never find a real love like Ricky and Karolina's love"

"Man, look at that real love that Ricky and Karolina has"
by Supergayboy August 16, 2018
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