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Show Me The Receipts

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to have proof of something.
Girlfriend: My girl said she saw you with that other bitch!

Boyfriend: Did she? alright then, SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS!
by LAV June 18, 2012
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proof or evidence when there is tea getting spilled.
receipts can be tweets, texts, or any physical proof of something.
"how do you know that he's cheating on me?"
"hun i got all the receipts'
by etetetetetetet October 17, 2018
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Evidence or proof. Often in the form of screenshots or saved snaps.
Emma: Bitch where the fuck did she say she was going
Sophie: Pull up them receipts
by PhoodoVoodoVaVaVoom November 21, 2016
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The friendship reciprocity ratio, or F.R. Ratio, is the ratio representing the unwritten friendship law that the sum of x-friend's purchases for y-friend should be equal to, or as close to equal to, y-friend's purchases for x-friend. The closer to "0" this ratio is, the more substantial the friendship. Any friend who is significantly negative in this ratio is a shitty friend.
Dave- Dude, Greg "forgot" his wallet again. Had to pay for his lunch again. Not to mention I bought him an Audi for his birthday last month and all I got was a misspelled "Hapie Berthday" on Facebook today.

Nate- Greg is a shitty friend. What's your guys' friendship reciprocity ratio at now?

Dave- I think he's got our F.R. Ratio down to -$3,000,000 now.

Nate- Wow dude, what a piece of shit.
by MasturNater July 1, 2014
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1. To disbelive something so much that some kind of hard evidence is required.
2. To be so frustrated by a social situation that you wish there was some kind of red tape to guide it with.
Origin- Whitney Houston's Diane Sawyer interview, where Whitney requests Diane provide reciepts for her allegation of over $100,000 Crack Cocaine purchases.
1a. "Miss Whitney does not do crack, o.k.! Crack is for poor people! I want you to show me the receipts Diane, Show Me The Receipts!"
1b. Carl,"I met Johnny Depp last night at the Green Mill and we sat up drinking and screwing hookers till dawn!"
Tad, "Receipts Carl, receipts."
2. Wancy, "They're waiting for us down at Friends, we've got to leave now. Guy's, Guy's, is anyone listening to me? We have to go or they'll all be drunk as shit when we get there... (muttering dejectedly) receipts..."
by Krazy-K September 23, 2005
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The proof, the evidence, the smoking gun. This is how you prove your point, just as if you were at the grocery store
Don't even try to lie about texting that girl Tyrone, I have the reciepts!!
by Lilsoso July 7, 2017
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A class where smaller groups from the lecture meet separately with a TA to discuss class concepts from the lectures, work on worksheets, etc.
My chem lecture is on Monday and Wednesday, and the recitation meets on Thursday.
by urbster1 January 12, 2006
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