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ratterre

a raterre is person, usually female, who can be defined simply as a slag,slut,hoe-bag, or rat. she is usually seen wearing fake ugg-boots, and a short skirt or short bright yellow shorts, and/or, an extremly low cut top or pulled up university top used as a makeshift bra.
This university top is ironic in that by the time she reaches uni, she would have slept with the population equvilant.
Raterres are an increasly problematic soical occurance; the median age of people losing their virginity in some populations in the UK have fallen significantly to around 11.4 years of age.
Another ironic thing about this is that raterres are unlikey to even attempt sex untill around the legal age, or near it, 16/15. Raterres are only likely to steal, cheat, destroy and dump guys from their commuities until 16.
Some scientists have blamed the worrying low median age of having sex on Raterres; well most scientists have; the theory is that couples are so worried about raterres destroying them, so they engage in sex to attempt to forestall their attack.

Raterres are always looking out for new guys to catch; preferring tactics such as stealing and cheating.
Ratteres are prey to ledendary social mysteries like woodland creatures; they devour and kill ratterres upon contact. However only one of these woodland species are known to kill ratterres and scientists are reaserching frantically for them; so a cure for the raterre problem; or at least a vaccine can be developed.

The word is taken from the words 'rat', meaning dirty, spread of bubonic dieases, etc. And the words 'terror', 'tear' or 'terrible'.
"OMGshe's such a ratterre; stealing my boyfriend!

argh! look at that ratterrre, she wears those bloody shorts even in January!

I want to stab that ratterre"

"argh!i think my best friend is a ratterre! What should I do?"
"callin the woodland creatures!"
by Lixxabethbabuh January 31, 2008
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weak under the rafters

I'm not surprised that he would say something that idiotic. I've always thought he was a little "weak under the rafters"! I think he just proved me right.
by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021
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packed to the rafters

A TV show in Australia on Network Seven about the average, laid back, Aussie family but this aint Home and Away or Neighbours.
Real stuff happens to them, unlike lots of soap operas around these days.
Main Characters:
Parents: Julie and Dave Rafter
Children: Ben, Nathan and Rachel
Other: Melissa (engaged to Ben)

Sammy (married to Nathan)

Jake (currently seeing Rachel)

Carbo - lives next door with Ben and Melissa, token aussie/greek guy
Person A: let's watch Packed to the Rafters!
by asparagus1000 October 16, 2009
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You are rarted

Nicknamed, the 'friendship ender," this phrase was famously used by Joseph man9062 to roast the HECC out of some youtuber. This insult has been proven to cause anal hemorraging, and must be avoided at all costs. An easy way to avoid this insult is to say "no u" or immediately rush to the hospital.
"Get out of here, KID!"

"You are rarted."

Bully proceeds to spill massive amount of blood from his anus and groin area
by Ayyyyyylamo May 10, 2018
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R U RARTED

The smart way to call someone retarded

This insult trumps all comebacks including but not limited to

No u
reverse
I know you are but what am I ...etc
Guy 1: Ur Mom Gay
Guy 2: No U
Guy 1: R U Rarted
by Green Wood Cememery June 6, 2018
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rasterbate

creating a picture larger than a piece of paper by printing out the picture in sections sized to a page, then connecting those pages in the proper order.
He couldn't buy the poster, so he rasterbated it.
by phanna August 1, 2005
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stacked to the rafters

adj., intensive form of stacked. Descriptive of human physique: Well built, muscled and athletic in the case of males, extremely attractive and shapely in the case of females.
She's got tits like funfair balloons, a waist that can hide behind a flagpole and an ass that could turn the washington monument to sand - she's stacked to the rafters man.
by idunnit October 28, 2004
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