Faptoring

The act of masturbating to photos of the Ford F-150 Raptor.

Billy was late for work today because he was up all night Faptoring.

by tommytherangerwook July 23, 2021

Restoring Balance to the Force

v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.

Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.

Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?

by Chris H., Pip R. June 1, 2011

Rapstoring

The combination of a Raptor and a Hipster that is game for late night walks.

Person 1: Woa Julius, did you see that guy just now?
Person2: Ya Shanaynay he was definitely rapstoring it.

by Clemen't December 13, 2010

Raptorial

1.A person who is really violent and has a serious desire to kill.
2.A type of insect forelimb.

Steven went completely raptorial on that guy who pissed him off.

by Jacob Vallery June 27, 2013

raptorine

a term that means 'raptor-like', as in Velociraptor or Utahraptor.

The dragon's raptorine eyes narrowed as he spied the hunters.

by Tofu June 24, 2004

Rapturing gas

When Christian people fart.

Dude -- did you just fart in church?" "No way man, I was just rapturing gas.

by GetWellKatelynn September 25, 2011

Rapturing

(1)When a lady of the night comes knocking, ruthlessly, at your chamber door.

(2)When the rapture comes and anarchy ensues.

"This girl came rapturing at my door at 3am."

"After the flood of 2012, the rapturing began."

by Dr. Claw the amazing November 11, 2012