crab rangoon (the food)

Also called "cheese wonton", this thing slaps.

David: I just ordered crab rangoon (the food) for takeout.
Jeff: I approve of that.

by Willgamer July 8, 2021

rangooned

to describe when extremly intoxicated

pissed up beyond human control rangooned.

by spudsdeeper August 8, 2006

Crab Rangoon

A sexual maneuver where cream cheese is inserted into the vagina to be eaten out by her partner.

Nikki did the crab rangoon last night with jefferson

by FunkMasterJ January 2, 2021

qu'randemonium

The chaos that inevitably ensues when readers of Mad Mo's Book of Nonsense try to follow, or impose, their own rules.

Whether they're running their own country or trying to ruin someone else's, it'll end in qu'randemonium.

by remigius March 12, 2009

rangoon shithouse

A really smelly place (especially a toilet).

"Gee whizz Andy... I've just dropped 10 pounds of mashed up Dundee Cake in there... it's a rangoon shithouse."

by Peter H. Groves September 18, 2007

twat rangoon

1. The rare chinese treat made from won-tons and fresh chinese vagina.

2. What you call the vagina while perfoming cunnilingus on a chinese woman.

1. Wow...Kiki made the most delicious twat rangoons I've ever eaten.

2. Kiki has the best twat rangoon I've ever eaten, good thing it wasn't a crab rangoon.

by R"MD"C October 25, 2006

crab rangoon

A senior citizen usually found in a temperate climate who spends massive amounts of time at the beach. Thus resulting in their overall appearance being altered so greatly by the sun in combination with age that they resemble a dark brown, deep fried, crab rangoon..

I was down at the beach on Monday and could hardly fine an open area to lounge. The whole place was taken up by a bunch of crab rangoons..

by sparkalicous February 25, 2008