raging boner

when a man gets a boner and runs around his house breaking items with it, such as windows, lamps, and otherwise glass objects.
Guy 1: “yo what happened to your window bro?”
Guy 2: “man I got a raging boner the other night
by your mother May 07, 2018
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Raging Boner

When your pickle is harder than is comfortable, possibly causing you to want to go out and fuck a random hooker.
Dude 1 : OMFG I HAVE A RAGING BONER RIGHT NOW

Dude 2 : yeah, good morning to you too.
by mynodouesP January 23, 2012
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Raging boner

A giant ass dick that is hard as a rock and hard to control
Dude I had this raging boner last night and I have jerked of 20 times and it’s still there
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A raging boner is the hard-on I got when several other cadets gave me a spit-roast deluxe after they made me take 300mg of Viagra when I didn't need it.
I had a raging boner for five hours after they made me take Viagra and spit-roasted me in the cadet showers at the gym -- I had four cumgasms, several dry-gasms, and I'm cum-drunk!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
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When you get a super erect penis when your mad
Guy 1:That Damn Mat h teacher gave me a f on my recent math test Guy 2: Ikr she did too Guy 1:It gave me such a raging boner Guy:2:Oh Umm wow... Tmi?
by cobaltgeo April 24, 2016
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A man tackles the shit out of a female because of his random boner, and no matter the place or time he fucks the absolute shit out of the woman whether be the "vaggie vag" or the asshole or whatever other hole he could find.
-Tim... it's your mother why are you in jail?

-Oh well i got the raging boner and got arrested while walking by the home of mentally challenged.

by Tities McTotfuck November 18, 2007
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Raging Boner

Someone who is extremely horny or just wantsto be humorous.
OMG I HAVE A RAGING BONER!!!! LOLOLOL

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Dude, I have a Raging Boner and it won't go away.
by Captain October 03, 2004
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