A country run by an small dick leader getting bitch slapped by the former block state Ukraine due to their leader's huge balls and Russian forces' giant gapping pussies.
Wow that wanna be frat boy got the shit kicked out of him by that girl he tried to roofie by not only that banging Ukrainian chick but literally everyone else in at the party. What a total Russia of a fuck up.
by N3RVOUSNINJA February 28, 2022
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Russia is a big pile of shit
by You don't no my name March 16, 2022
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A shitty CUNTry that's run by the worst person alive and is at war with in an innocent country and is overall just the worst country of all time. Ok in all seriousness, I love all countries including russia, if you're russian I totally respect you as long as you don't support vladimir putin.
by I eat poop 69 May 22, 2022
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Russian: Would you like some vodka? How about shot glass for vodka?
Trump: No thanks, I don't drink.
Russian: You dirty American swine! Is our vodka not good enough for you? I kill you!
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by Colonel Mustache December 5, 2017
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by Reymcgowan February 21, 2021
Get the Russia mug.1) Largest nation in land area, has a population 140 million, steadily declining since collapse of USSR
2) Capital Moscow is Europe's largest city with 13 million people, frequently ranks as 2nd most expensive city after Tokyo
3) Is mostly a democracy on paper only
4) US dollars and Euros are used just as much as rubles
5) Owner of the world's largest stockpile of tactical and strategic nuclear weapons
6) Has a very safe and successful space program
7) Struggles to maintain a vast military, while dealing with domestic terrorism daily
8) Has a thouroughly obscene obsession with German sedans
9) Average worker makes only $200 a month
10) Is incredibly beautiful in the winter
2) Capital Moscow is Europe's largest city with 13 million people, frequently ranks as 2nd most expensive city after Tokyo
3) Is mostly a democracy on paper only
4) US dollars and Euros are used just as much as rubles
5) Owner of the world's largest stockpile of tactical and strategic nuclear weapons
6) Has a very safe and successful space program
7) Struggles to maintain a vast military, while dealing with domestic terrorism daily
8) Has a thouroughly obscene obsession with German sedans
9) Average worker makes only $200 a month
10) Is incredibly beautiful in the winter
When in Moscow, watch out for the government (and not-so-government) luxobarges that like to drive on the opposite side of the road at triple digit speeds. Sphincter clenchingly terrifying, and makes Russian roulette look like a kindergarten game.
by Hans Blix September 19, 2005
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