If you find this specific rule #, you are now being watched by the FBI. In order to not be taken away, you must follow rules 1-1000 for at least 2 years.
NO EXEPTIONS.
NO EXEPTIONS.
by Sonicwave.exe May 18, 2021
Spread your hand out and point to each finger and say "I . . . don't . . . give . . . a . . . fuck". It means I could care less, whatever you say or do has no effect on me. It is used when it is inappropriate to actually say "I don't give a fuck"
Boss: I'm gonna have to suspend you for 2 days.
Me: Rule of 5.
Ex-girlfriend: If you don't go to the concert with me I'm gonna break up with you.
Me: Rule of 5.
Me: Rule of 5.
Ex-girlfriend: If you don't go to the concert with me I'm gonna break up with you.
Me: Rule of 5.
by sunkeyeno.3 July 22, 2011
“Show no love. Love will get you killed.”
Rule number 5 is When you love someone so much and they break your heart. Typically when a guy will give a girl everything and she cheats or falls out of love.
Rule number 5 is When you love someone so much and they break your heart. Typically when a guy will give a girl everything and she cheats or falls out of love.
by Vampsy December 10, 2022
by ignorujem December 10, 2022
Sally: this race is going to suck today, its too cold!
Me: Rule Number 5 sally! come on.
Sally: Youre right, we got this. It's been worse.
Me: Rule Number 5 sally! come on.
Sally: Youre right, we got this. It's been worse.
by steppernack November 19, 2012
"Yay," Harry raised his fist in the air. "Let's go have a drunken house party."
"Harry," Sirius interjected a voice of reason. "You're in first year, you can't get drunk."
"Rule 47-5" Harry replied smugly.
"Oh . . . right," Sirius nodded. "Never mind, you can get drunk."
"Yay," Harry and Sirius rushed out of the room.
"Harry," Sirius interjected a voice of reason. "You're in first year, you can't get drunk."
"Rule 47-5" Harry replied smugly.
"Oh . . . right," Sirius nodded. "Never mind, you can get drunk."
"Yay," Harry and Sirius rushed out of the room.
by That guy over there flapping March 18, 2011
(Noun) If an individual refuses a transaction due to a 5% or less difference in equity then they are of the Jewish faith.
1. Frank: Hey dude you should buy a couple of Baja Blast Mountain Dews.
Bill: Nah bro, Dr. Pepper is approximately 3.7% cheaper!
Frank: dude you just broke the 5% rule, I hereby admit you to the Jewish faith.
2. Mark: I just got this amazing deal on amazon !
5.215% off that new stereo!
Alex: As long as it's not 5% or below, you dont wanma break the 5% rule. Its practically gospel! (Irony)
Bill: Nah bro, Dr. Pepper is approximately 3.7% cheaper!
Frank: dude you just broke the 5% rule, I hereby admit you to the Jewish faith.
2. Mark: I just got this amazing deal on amazon !
5.215% off that new stereo!
Alex: As long as it's not 5% or below, you dont wanma break the 5% rule. Its practically gospel! (Irony)
by wwetnaojw1 June 27, 2014