Crossing the Rubicon

Crossing the Point of No Return. Named after Julius Cesar, who according to lore crossed said river into Rome, effectively declaring war.

I was Crossing the Rubicon the moment I thought he was too stupid to notice that I slept with his Girlfriend. He beat my ass so hard that to this day I twitch every time I hear the name Sasha.

Who's Sasha?

*twitch*

by wildcard9 March 7, 2010

Mango Rubicon

One of the best soft drinks available in the UK, with a fruity and refreshing mango flavour. Tastes peng when high

Coke? Mah mate, get me on some of that mango Rubicon

by dave1234567890grandma August 29, 2016

I have crossed the rubicon

To pass a point of no return ; or To make a decision that can't be changed.

I have crossed the Rubicon; I will never work at walmart again.

by Sokerboi December 5, 2010

irony rubicon

The point when someone who engages in an activity ironically becomes sincere in their engagement in said activity.

"What's up with Bronies?"

"Oh, they've crossed the irony rubicon."

by A_Concerned_Citizen November 20, 2013

white Rubicon

The point during masturbation when you know you're going to cum, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

"I can't pull out now, I just passed the white Rubicon."

by VirtualBlaze March 15, 2017

Rubicon Redeemer

The act in which a man is giving pleasurable oral to his lady friend. At the point of climax, the man produces a Rubicon juice box as the lady showers the male recipient with sweet full bodied lady flavours, to which the man shouts from the depths of his soul, "MANGOOOO!!"

Man 1 -" So how did the date with clarice go?"
Man 2 - " We got down to business and I laid the Rubicon Redeemer on her"

Girl - " George works magic with that dirty tongue of his. I totally showered that filthy man-child after he produced a Rubicon Redeemer on me".

by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022

self made rubicon

A person who is able to solve a rubik's cube without the instruction or guidance of another person, video or the knowledge of algorithms. This person is simply a baller and figured out how to rearrange those squares without the help of a peer or teacher.

Example: Did you see Kaitlin pick up that 12 sides die and just solve it? She's for sure a self made rubicon!

by Flowerk8lin December 1, 2018