When u be like, “imma type this big ass
essay as a txt
4 my fren” and then they be like “cool” afTER YOU SPENT FIFTEEN MINUTES TUPING THE GODDAMN THING AND POURED YOUR
HEART AND SOULD INTO IT BEING ALL PASSIONATE N CRAP JUST TO RECEIVE A “cool” AND I COULDNT EVEN BE A “cool beans” LIKE NO DUDE THATS EFFIN ROOD. R O O D.
“Hey man did you know that
coconuts are mammals? I wrote you a whole
essay. Y’know cuz they produce milk and have
hair... read more”
“Cool”
“That’s it? That’s rood”