Ritard 

Ritard is 10 times worse then a retard, when your a ritard, your brain is the size of big shaqs nostrils

Wow that guy is such a ritard

Ritard by Explainstheexplanations May 30, 2018

Ritard 

Any Female who does not accept that their vote counts as 1/2 and any male vote counts as 10.

Those girls were Ritards for thinking they were right in that democratic process.

Ritard by NOJELLOSHOTS March 1, 2010

Ritard 

That meme when music makes fun of you & stuff but also means to gradually become slower (presumably in music)
The word appears on sheet music

Me: hey music, can you stop making fun of me?
Music: No, ritard...

Ritard by Gayritard69 March 17, 2021

ritard 

Oh it's nothing like what you think it is!

Ritard refers to a musical term that means getting slower. It is the shortened form of "ritardanto".

At bar 64, the orchestra needs to do a ritard leading to the next phrase.

ritard by StartWithSobble May 25, 2021

Ritard 

I am going to name my son this to ruin his life.

Substitute teacher doing attendance: Ri-tard

Whole class: *laughs in order to shame Ritard*

Ritard: I hate you dad you ruined my life *he pulls out a gun to end his life*

Guy 1 "Hey Ritard what's it like to live a life of shame and anguish?"

Ritard *makes ritard noise like a pokemon*

Ritard by Ritards Future Father August 4, 2023

Ritard 

A friend who doesn’t have disabilities but still is special

Guy 1:Hey does that guy have disabilities

Guy 2: No He’s just a Ritard

Ritard by Professor_Pot March 7, 2025

Ritard 

A friend who doesn’t have disabilities but still is special

Guy 1:Hey does that guy have disabilities

Guy 2: No He’s just a Ritard

Ritard by Professor_Pot March 7, 2025