Ripster Scale

Q: How Are Fart Magnitudes Measured?
A: The Ripster Scale

The magnitude of most fartquakes is measured on the Ripster scale, invented by Toots McGee in 1957. The Ripster magnitude is calculated from the amplitude of the largest seismic cheek flapping recorded for the fartquake, no matter what type of wave was the strongest.

At the (fill in the blank mexican restaurant) the other night, I was standing at the urinal draining the main when a 9.2...possibly up to 9.5 Ripster scale fartquake exploded in the stall adjacent the urinal. I cut the stream off prematurely and headed for the exit with a texas-sized pee stain in my drawers.

by The Real Toots McGee September 20, 2011

Ripstarter

The act of loosely tieing multiple pills together with string and inserting said pills into the anus, once all pills have been inserted pull the piece of string hanging out leaving only the pills behind.

Bro you look so cooked!
Yeah I just did a ripstarter

by xTOMASAURUSREXx November 24, 2016

ripstick nigga

A individual of african american decent that excels at the skill of using a ripstick. These individuals are usually featured in Youtube video's that highlight their skills along with music from the mid 2000s.

Wow! Did you see that guy do the kick flip on that ripstick? He is a true ripstick nigga!

by The RIpStick NIgGa December 7, 2015

hipster ripster

Paying too much for things that help create a hipster image.

Person 1: "I just spent $10 a grande skinny half sweet mocha latte with soy from Starbucks."
Person 2: "That's such a hipster ripster."
Person 1: "Living authentic isn't cheap, now I have to edit photos on my $3000 Mac."

by Pizza ova October 25, 2015

ripster

someone smoking marijuana.

"Hurry up and pass that shit, ripster." -Pothead

by yonskii April 13, 2008

ripstickin

dangerous, dare-devilish, hazardous. coming from the root word 'ripstick' which is a crazy hard skateboard type thing to ride without killing yourself.

"Holy snap, that Alejandro is so ripstickin, he just called his girlfriend fat!"

"Wow, Paco climbed Mt. Everest? That's ripstickin."

by momela the third March 13, 2009

Ripstick

A caster board from Razor, not to be confused with a skateboard; and more so related to a snowboard. It holds two wheels and is self propelled with the alternating movement of the legs/feet. Can come in many colours.

I love my new red Ripstick.

by oOAndrewOo January 1, 2009