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Rabies

A disease that causes convulsions and foaming at the mouth. Can be contracted via:

1. being bitten by rabid animal
2. the overconsumption of sugar packets on a wednesday afternoon in the workplace
Coworker 1 "where's aileen today?"

Coworker 2 "oh man, didnt you hear?"

Coworker 1 "no, what happened?"

Coworker 2 "she got the rabies!"

Coworker 1 "what?! how?! doesn't she live in the city??!"

Coworker 2 "no she lives in the bronx, but she didn't get it from being bit by her archnemesis - the evil raccoon, nay - something overcame her yesterday and on a whim she began consuming packet after packet of sugar from our cupboards, likely in an effort to save the world one packet at a time from coming in close contact with the poisonous stuff."

Coworker 2 "it was very graceful. she appeared almost fountain like. it was as close to the trevi fountain i'll ever get. sigh" awkward pause by water cooler
by KWoSaysSo March 10, 2011
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Crazy, exciting, mind-blowing, incredible.
That roller-coaster at Dorney was mad rabies yo!
by theWaCkNeSsx31 March 2, 2009
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annoying little kids who insist on being loud and spewing disgusting fluids i.e. tears, spit, snot, vomit, urine, diarrhea.
John: So did you like that new batman flick?

Jack: I don't know. Some Twat with at least 7 rabies decided to sit in front of us.
by Grinch11 October 20, 2008
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the equivelant of yahtzee, and burn. what you say when someone is dissed.
Girl 1: Yur ugly.
Girl 2: Yur fat.
Crowd: OOOOH RABIES!!!
by Alyssa March 5, 2005
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Cool, fun, awsome or anything great in general.
That party was rabies!...meening that party was cool/fun.
College life is rabies man!!
This weekend is gunna be rabies with my chongas
by Papi Cholo November 16, 2009
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When I took off my shirt, I was totally giving that bitch rabies!
by The Enormous Capn August 21, 2008
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A deadly virus spread to people from the saliva of infected people
Rabies is contracted by jumping in a pool with sweatpants on.
by Nancy fields May 30, 2021
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