Someone who is quite obviously gay, but continues to
live as a straight person, often backing themselves into corners through heterosexual marriage and procreation. Like R. Kelly they are "Trapped in the
Closet."
1. That
guy's kids are gonna be so messed up when their dad comes out.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will
think is that their dad is a pansy.
1.
Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.