Tonsil quidditch

A synonym for "tonsil hockey" or "making out," but for nerds (used proudly by Harry Potter fans especially).

Guy 1: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2 (with scar on his forehead): Yea man, we played tonsil quidditch all night!

by JoeNotKaneOrCain January 18, 2011

Billy The Quid

Annoying homeless chap given the asbo from Chatham highstreet. So called because he never fails to ask passers by for a quid. Now makes Rochester his homestead.

Billy The Quid : "Got a paaaaand mate?"

Member of the public : "No"

by HooHaAlPacino March 29, 2009

Quidnunc

An overly inquisitive person. A busy body. Someone who loves to gossip.

Don't be such a quidnunc!

by Aneles March 13, 2010

quidlywink

a type of currency

person 1: hey what are you doing?
person 2: oh you know me, just stacking quidlywinks as usual.
person 1: respec my g

by quidlywinkstacker73 January 29, 2021

quid pro quo

Latin-"This for that"

"I want something, you want something. You give me what I want, I'll give you what you want. Quid pro quo."

by Kalyn December 22, 2003

quid

One pound (100 pence) in British Sterling (GBP). Can refer to the actual denomination (a goldish looking coin, about a centimetre and a half across), or any amount in Sterling. In very common use, all across the UK.

"That'll be a quid mate"
"That's going to set you back about 3, 4 hundred quid"

by dr_newstead August 14, 2004

Randy Quaid

(adjective) referring to a man who is acting crazy, paranoid and possibly violent; crazy, insane, psycho, postal, Evi Quaid

He thought she cheated on him, and then he went all Randy Quaid on her.

by sere450 December 24, 2010