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Quodpot

An American variation on Quidditch, played with an explosive ball. A game of Quodpot is played between two teams with eleven players each. The players attempt to get the Quod into the pot at the end of the pitch before it explodes. When the Quod is safely in the pot - which contains a solution to stop the Quod from exploding - the scorer's team gets a point and a new Quod is brought into play. Any player in possession of the Quod when it explodes must leave the field of play.
Quodpot is a very exciting game, but I prefer Quidditch.
by LilyGemma March 23, 2009
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Quoupus

The religion that when you fail a test you believe that your teacher should give you 100%
Teacher: You scored a grade 1 on this test… student: but i am from the religion Quoupus!

Teacher: oh okay you got a grade 9!
by Flerb69 March 10, 2022
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Qumpf

A person who loiters around libraries waiting for young girls to dismount their bicycles so they can sniff the saddle!
by Jimmy Saville November 28, 2003
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Quamph

A male queef, consisting of a brisk expulsion of penile flatulence
"Did you just quamph?"

Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.

"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"
by Ordained Genocide October 14, 2019
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Quoprah

Person A: "What's your favorite quoprah?"
Person B: "Definitely that line from 'The Color Purple'...'All my life, I had to FIGHT!'"
by Realest of the Fake August 19, 2013
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Quompy

Unhygienic in the genital area and/or the odour resulting thereof
I was gonna go down him but it was a bit quompy down there
by Melones June 16, 2015
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quampha (qum -Fa )

describes all the unnecessary things in life. can be used to describe an item, an event or a frame of mind. any and all unneeded things you or someone else has.
* her crib is so full of quampha she barely has room for a bed.
* my girlfriends handbag is full of Quampha, she has 3 shades of lipgloss, 2 umbrellas, 13 pens, 2 pairs of sunglasses and keys to a car I sold last year in it.
* my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
* school filled my head with quampha, I wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.
by KennyF August 29, 2005
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