Quimmery

The female pastime of pruning their private pubic parts in order to make them more attractive and welcoming for visitors to the vaginal palace.

“I’m just doing a bit of quimmery as my fanny’s Forest of Dean is as overgrown as Grotbag’’s growler”.

by Rimmer Hoe October 23, 2019

Quimberry

The clitoris

Man I tickled that quimberry so good last night, she lost control and pissed all over me.

Ghyeah dawgy, ya heard where I can find dat quimberry? I'm lookin for 'da juice nah' mean?

by Big pab October 18, 2008

Quisper

Subtlety ask someone a question about a person you are having a conversation with to a friend.

We were having a conversation with Mary, Luke and Fred, and I wasn't sure if Mary and Luke were together so I had to quisper to Fred.

by KEMMA SLAY June 30, 2016

Quipper

Someone you hate or hold content for

I went to a restaurant and a quipper stank up the whole room. I had to leave.

These damn quippers are taking over our country

by The Archs of Jinja October 4, 2023

quimfer

a quimfer is a person who sniffs male bikeseats and gets a kick out of it.

vergil: my ho did you get a wiff of that seat over their
Gordon: Why no what on earth would i do that for
vergil: well for kicks i am a quimfer
Gordon: oh realy thats very nice

by JH February 22, 2005

quimfer

some who gets a jolly old kick from sniffing mens bike seats.

Basil : I say did you see jonnys new bike
regional : why yes i did i gave it a jolly good sniff
Basil : Oh my god you quimfer

by john May 13, 2005

Quimmerson Love Gun

A variation of the famous one in the pink and two in the stink routine because the thumb plays the one-string banjo at the same time

I gave the missus a Quimmerson Love Gun last night and i made her cum so hard she almost had an aneurysm !

by Isaac Hunt November 5, 2008