Quiche

An accumulation of smegma in a delicious crusty pie

My grandparents wanted to try a local delicacy when they came to visit us so we served them up our neighbourhood's quiche recipe.

by Tastyskwerl March 18, 2017

Quiche

A tall gangly male with long flowing locks and a paedo moustache. Also resembles bacon and cheese.

Morning Quiche lad

by eggandbacon June 4, 2018

Quiche

A person you fancy, but not for a long term engagement. #1 night only

Look at that bit of quiche
He’s a bit of quiche alright
Had some quiche last night

by Captain quiche June 19, 2018

Quiche

The sound that emits from the genitals during sex. (Queeshy)

Dude, I could hear the quiche from the living room.

by Guru4242 October 16, 2012

Quiche

A simple, homely, or basic person or thing. It is often used to describe someone who clearly attempts to be extravagant, creative, and grandeur but is really about as plain as a bag of potatoes.

Student 1: She actually thinks Harry Styles wants her! HA!

Student 2: Please! She is way too quiche for him to even notice. Swerve.

by Boña December 11, 2013

Quiche

quiches are a type of food which is very plain and boring! what is good about a quiche they are only ever eaten because they are the last piece of food left. hense "your a quiche"

hahaha shauns a quiche!

by hensonboy September 8, 2010

Quiche

Someone passing out halfway through an afterparty.

Lewis Sparkes has Quiched out, Quiching out, Quiched.

by Quiche Club Leeds February 27, 2009