quitometer

A forecast for how likely someone will quit their job on any given day.

Q. How's your quitometer today?
A. It's high as fuck. I'm so fucking done with this shit, I don't shit a fuck anymore.

by nilxela September 16, 2016

Quenton

A brave yet sometimes shy man. Some say he is a god that fell from heaven because of his looks. He is the nicest guy you will ever meet no matter what anyone says. He has beautiful eyes that make you feel good if you look him in the eye. Another one of his specialitys is his charming smile, he can make you smile and laugh even when you are feeling down.

Wow, did you see Quentons beautiful eyes, i almost fainted.

by SLEEPLESS PROXXY May 19, 2018

pão de queijo

A common food item in Brazil. It consists of bread rolls baked with cheese which are light and buttery. The name translates to "cheese bread."

Mike: I like pão de queijo because I like to eat breads.
Jim: You never went to Brazil, Mike.

Mike: What do you know, Jim?

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom January 19, 2018

Quitoon

Quitoon, a user in the GD forum on Gaiaoinline.

She's an intelligent and attractive girl, who's honesty and scar are a talking point.
She has haters, but most adore her.

Quitoon is cool

by Anonymouslalala December 29, 2009

Queit

When Natalie can’t spell quiet right

Remember that one time Natalie spelt queit wrong?

by Ilikethewordqueit February 5, 2018

quectopenis

The smallest possible penis according to the current set of SI prefixes, smaller than even the rontopenis. A quecto penis is to a penis what a penis is to a quettapenis, making it one of the smallest objects in the known universe. Not even God Almighty can save a poor soul with a quectopenis.

Dude 1: What is it? Is my son okay?
Dr. Dingleberry: He would be, yes, but I'm afraid he has a quectopenis. We need to graft a proper penis over it to ensure he can urinate correctly.
Dude 1: FUCK!

by PhallicInternationale June 23, 2023

'Tate Quieto Stick

Similar to a cane, switch or a hard rubber slipper, the 'Tate Quieto Stick is any long object a spanish mother/ grandmother can find within her reach to smack you in the head with when you misbehaved or couldnt sit still or harassed your younger sister.

A 'Tate Quieto Stick can also be an imaginary extension of one's anger or frustration manifested into a clear cut verbal threat to pull out said stick and use it on said person.

you keep this sh*it up and im going to get the 'Tate Quieto Stick!!

by the missyfoo February 23, 2010