quasimodo

A photo uploaded to Facebook which is so extra-ordinarily bad/inappropriate/unfortunate/embarrassing that you are left with no choice but to de-tag yourself.

Steven: "Maria, where were you last night?"

Maria: "Just out with some friends, how come?"

Steven: "You might want to check your Facebook, there are a couple of quasimodos up there."

Maria: "Aw shit, now I'll have to de-tag, and I hate people who de-tag."

by stevied! August 1, 2012

Quasimodo

A really ugly and lonely person who 3rd wheels but people like only because of pitty.

Alexandria is cool but she is quasimodo

by 123456truth December 15, 2015

Quasimodo

To tie a bitch up in handcuffs, chains, etc. in order to present said bitch in front of a crowd and throw tomatoes at them in a humiliating manner.

Ex: Adrienne kept sassing me so I quasimodoed that bitch.

by Stud Club July 4, 2008

Quasimodo

Another name for your penis. Job is to attend to his bells (balls).

Alright Quasimodo, thats enough exploring for today go back and attend to your bells.

by William_Shakes September 22, 2007

Quasimotoed

A verb, meaning "to have your face completely f***ed up in the mosh pit.

"Did you see that dude in the moshpit??"

"The guy with his eyebrow hanging below his cheek? That guy got totally quasimotoed."

by Betterthanbeckley January 26, 2015

The Quasimodo

The term used to describe the back position of a girl with poor Doggie-style form. Instead of the preferred arch position, with the butt hanging high in the air for easy access, the women instead "hunches" her back, like Quasimodo the hunchback of Notre Dame, allowing the buttocks poor accessing points.

Damn man you fucked X yet? Cause she has possibly the worst Hunchback I've ever seen.

Damn girl, you got that hunchie?

I don't know how to say this to you but, your Quasi-fucked up.

Man, fuck the Quasimodo. He ruins all good times.

by Popeyeeeeeeslightweeetoddid February 21, 2011

quasimodo

v. slang for an extended period of masturbation.

Sitting in your bell tower, hunchbacked, making a squinty face, and ringing your bell all day and all night long.

After John's girlfriend dumped him, he disappeared. I think he was quasimodo.

by swivet February 6, 2010