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system quarterback

A system quarterback is one who is perceived to be successful but not extraordinarily talented. The term was originally meant to diminish the inflated statistics of players who run spread offenses.

Essentially, it meant the players had strong numbers because they ran an effective offensive "system" rather than being extraordinarily talented.

The implication is that they can win when surrounded by strong talent, but were less of a prospect at the professional level. It is becoming less of a negative tag, as more teams use offensive systems rather than relying on a star.

The opposite of a system quarterback would be a John Elway or Dan Marino who could win a game back the strength of their arm - with or without a strong system
Examples of system quarterbacks are 1989 Heisman Trophy winner Andre Ware of Houston (46 touchdowns, 4,699 yards senior year at Houston - was a pro washout); and Colt Brennan of Hawaii - drafted by the Washington Redskins.
by Whodema April 29, 2008
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quarterwit

A way to call both target and the target's parents stupid, these poor creatures are what results when their halfwit parents multiplied.

They typically cannot understand what the term "quarterwit" means, since they don't understand how fractions are multiplied.

Watching their interactions quickly gives them away due to their severe lack of intelligence and a stunted ability to communicate with text.
quarterwit: war iz dis plays?
you: Look on the map.
qw: wut map oic how do i get ther
you: Wow. You really are a quarterwit.
by Kal Ebretto March 5, 2009
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High School Quarterback Syndrome

Former male athletes who suffer from a subconscious inferiority complex where they continue to believe they are the best at any sport and a better athlete than their colleagues, based on their grade school athletic careers. They do this by continuously pointing out their mediocre and oft irrelevant sporting accomplishments, then shoving them in peoples faces.
#1Why does Ronnie talk so much shit on the court? He wont shut up about when he took his HS team to state 3 years ago
#2 Ya, Ronnie still suffers from High School Quarterback Syndrome...
#1 ohhh ok that makes sense
by DaMacAttacc April 6, 2012
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quarterlife

Quarter life refers to reaching the age of 25.
As in welcome to the quarter century club, a quarter of your life has expired and you have entered the quarterlife crisis. This is about the time you start to realize the clock is ticking. You may have applied yourself 100% to get exactly where you are and perhaps suddenly, perhaps gradually, come to feel it is truely not where you really want to be or who you have become.
by Dogwalker March 12, 2008
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Quarterbacking

In cooperative tabletop games when one player with more experience at the game tells everyone what to do, depriving them of agency.
James was just trying to play his character but Michael kept quarterbacking and telling him what to do!
by Clyde the Necromancer October 16, 2020
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oh my god the quarterback is toast

Phrase used in Die Hard for a blown up tank
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"
*Boom!*
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"
by ChrisLionheart January 7, 2005
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Road Sign Quarterback

A simple game with one or more players. Consist of driving along empty highway, taking empty bottles, usually freshly consumed, throwing them from the moving vehicle at oncoming road signs. One point per smashed bottle. For the ametures this is easily accomplished from the passanger side of the vehicle, but the seasoned veterans have been known to score a few points from the drivers side.
Man, I was 500 last night at Road Sign Quarterback while driving up here.
by Wayside September 25, 2006
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