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quarterwit

A way to call both target and the target's parents stupid, these poor creatures are what results when their halfwit parents multiplied.

They typically cannot understand what the term "quarterwit" means, since they don't understand how fractions are multiplied.

Watching their interactions quickly gives them away due to their severe lack of intelligence and a stunted ability to communicate with text.
quarterwit: war iz dis plays?
you: Look on the map.
qw: wut map oic how do i get ther
you: Wow. You really are a quarterwit.
by Kal Ebretto March 5, 2009
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quarterwit

Someone who has to try twice as hard to be a halfwit.
by Eric March 7, 2005
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quarterlife

Quarter life refers to reaching the age of 25.
As in welcome to the quarter century club, a quarter of your life has expired and you have entered the quarterlife crisis. This is about the time you start to realize the clock is ticking. You may have applied yourself 100% to get exactly where you are and perhaps suddenly, perhaps gradually, come to feel it is truely not where you really want to be or who you have become.
by Dogwalker March 12, 2008
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Quarterninja

A Jewish ninja skilled in the art of silently swiping pocket change from unsuspecting Japanese pachinko players. Often wearing a yarmulke and reeking of gefilte fish, quarterninjas are usually unsuccessful in their endeavors.
Hikaru: What the hell? I think a masked Jew just stole a quarter from me!

Ichiro: Yeah bro, you gotta watch out for those quarterninjas. They would steal a parking meter if it wasn't attached to the curb!
by Rodney_Sexfart November 27, 2013
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quarterpiece

noun.
A woman who has the "5 B's": Brains, Beauty, Body and a Big Booty. In contrast, a dime definitely has the beauty and body but not necessarily the Brains or the Big Booty.
Gabrielle Union and Jennifer Lopez would be examples of QuarterPieces.

Jessica Alba is close. (she needs a little more on the backside)
by D, Kinder June 21, 2005
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quarter-wit

Less than a half-wit. Would require two to make a half-wit, an idiot.
He's a total fool - a complete quarter-wit.
by Owain70 February 29, 2008
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quarterpiece

a flawless female that is fine beyond a perfect 10.
Lisa is a quater piece, she far from a dime.
by Eddie October 20, 2003
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