Quarantune

Some rich ass white girl with a ukelele's corny ass song about the COVID-19 pandemic cause she can't go bully the poor girl now.

Bethany: Did you listen to my Quarantune? It was so fulfilling and uplifting to make it!
A sane human being: You have been stuck with that ukelele playing only 3 chords Bethany, you can't even sing.

by bimbo111 June 12, 2021

Quaranturds

The difficult poops/shits you get from eating too much junk food during quarantine.

"I swear I just pooped a brick. Too much quarantine junk food is causing me to have quaranturds"

by DTrox October 3, 2021