Quarantoned

Enhanced physical fitness brought on by being stuck at home with only your home gym equipment to pass the time.

Can’t go to work, guess I’ll blow the dust off the bow flex and get quarantoned.

by Wegotjokes April 8, 2020

Quaranton

The amount of weight a person gains while stuck home waiting for the coronavirus epidemic to go away.

Forget about a beach bod this summer. I gained a quaranton being stuck in my house for the last month.

by Tenth Power March 31, 2020

Quarantoga

Wearing a bedsheet to check your mailbox because you haven’t done any laundry in weeks due to laziness after being confined inside during a pandemic.

My neighbor caught me checking my mailbox for a stimulus check wearing a bedsheet around my waist. I told her to leave me and my Quarantoga alone.

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

quarantime

The time in your life when you stay home for endless days, become alcohol dependent, and develop fears about going outside and seeing the Sun.

I quarantime so hard that I think I'll never get rid of this jaundice.

by Muhammad McLovin May 2, 2020

QUARANTIME

A word created by Olivia

Olivia said to me "Quarantime!!! wow that's such a good idea!" only to realize it was all over urban dictionary already. SHE IS THE TRUE CREATOR BOW DOWN TO HER.

by Maximillion10 May 20, 2020

Quarantoned

The act of falling out of shape while in quarantine.

My body has been quarantoned to the point I feel like Fat Thor.

by JQuarantoney April 3, 2020

Quarantom

My son Quarantom loves outings after being conceived in quarantine 2020/2021

Quarantom already knows 5 languages by age 5 as a result of Quarantine 2020/2021

by JK Desire January 13, 2021