Quarantine

Staying home and fucking away from everyone

Me at work: I was told that I was supposed to get two weeks of quarantine
Boss: Shut the hell up Bob and make me a sandwich!!

by nbaerick March 22, 2020

Quarantine-Couture

For those who know that to dress well is essential, even in a pandemic, these are the best and latest fashion trends which reflect the new normal.

Jane was always a fashion leader, and is hitting it again with her interchangeable jewelry designs to go with the quarantine-couture. It's almost as if the fashion industry was following her!

by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020

quarantine bae

when you get in a relationship with someone to last the duration of (covid-19) quarantine and after it’s over you guys can break up and act like nothing ever happened

Friend: who is that girl waving at you
You: oh yeah that used to be my quarantine bae

by Fly samurai April 5, 2020

Crapper Quarantine

Keeping the bathroom clear of others when your trying to take a private dump by scaring them off with a toilet paper rattle when they walk in.

Dude! I was trying to pinch out a loaf at work today and I successfully used the "Crapper Quarantine" technique to keep several people out so I could dump in peace and solitude!

by Minuccp December 15, 2012

quarantipsy

Slightly drunk, inebriated, as a result of drinking alcoholic beverages when being confined to your home during quarantine.

Corona messed up my social life so I guess I'll be getting quarantipsy by myself again.

by debroervansergio May 16, 2020

qurantine

When you cannot go to the mosque for prayer during a pandemic quarantine and must read the Quran at home instead.

Mohammed: Yo Ali, wanna go to the mosque?
Ali: No dude, I've got a cough, it's best if I qurantine.

by nocabhuggin March 25, 2020

quarantine

The act of putting someone in isolation due to the god damn fucking corona

im in quarantine

by GregPaulLikesUnderageGirls March 17, 2020