Quarantinitis

Having an inflammatory response to an otherwise negligible issue due to being quarantined too long.

"my wife and I argued over letting the dog outside because we both have quarantinitis"

by doggomama March 30, 2020

Quarantitties

When a female has been quarantined so long that she’s gained enough weight to also gain a cup size.

Damn Haley been cooped up so long she done came out with some quarantitties

by Morgasm from gpt April 21, 2020

quarantitties

When you gain weight during quarantine that goes straight to your boobs

John: Damn, have you seen Maggie’s snap story lately?
Sam: Yeah dude! This COVID-19 has given her some massive quarantitties!

by koalakid3377 April 15, 2020

Quarantint

The drastic line of hair roots next to dyed hair caused by the COVID-19 'shelter at home' restrictions

Can't get a an appointment with my stylist to get rid of this quarantint until August!

by ScytheMaker April 30, 2020

Quarantigued

When you’re at the point when you’ve had just enough with the #stayathome but you know you’re not safe to go out and about.

I am feeling so quarantigued and it’s only 10am!
Or you know you’re quarantigued when you have been in front of your computer for hours trying to get a window on instacart

by Netsy May 14, 2020

Quarantiktok

A TikTok made during the great quarantine of 2020

Did you see Jason Derulo’s quarantiktok where we broke his front teeth?

by TopNoodle May 21, 2020

Quarantitties

/kwawr-uhn-tit-ees/ noun

1. The excess fat around one’s torso that appears as a result of staying inside and eating all of the food you bought to prepare for COVID lockdown.
2. The suddenly overwhelming number of OnlyFans pages made during the pandemic.

Welp, looks like I need to start buying 2XL shirts to hide these quarantitties.

by GI Jones January 5, 2021