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quantum rizzics

Rizz on a extra physical, molecular level. The most fundamental of rizz. Normally used for people with inhumane levels of rizz
Mike: Bro did you see Alex talking to Mikayla

Jake: Yea, bro got a masters degree in quantum rizzics
by ThatGuy2001 December 12, 2022
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quantum mechanics

An extremely specialized area of physics that is really hard to understand, but it does actually make sense when you study it. Trust me, it's fucked up and involves a lot of fucked up math which I'm not going to explain but some of the other definitions on here explain it.

It will fuck up your worldview big time and that's one of the reasons Albert Einstein hated it so much. Can't blame him, I mean, his theory of relativity was supposed to be the one which finally described the true nature of reality and then comes along the double slit experiment and the schrodinger equation which just completely butt raped our current understanding of reality at the time and it's still puzzling today, although many scientists are searching for a grand unified theory which should explain the relationship between relativity and quantum mechanics.

Some of its philosophical implications are fucked up. Many believe it means reality doesn't exist but only our minds do, some believe it means there are parallel timelines/universes to our own, some believe its due to higher dimensions geometrically interacting with ours, some even believe it could imply our universe has some sort of pan-psyche to it. Yeah it gets really fucked. It just goes to show that we don't know shit about our universe.
"If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet."
by wugugugug November 25, 2019
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Quantum Harmonizer

A term for a man's penis.
by A frenzied Vault Scientist January 1, 2017
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Quantumbobulated

This test quantumbobulated me.
by Jimbo43213 November 2, 2023
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Quantumsexual

Someone whose sexuality and/or fetishes fluctuate rapidly, changing seemingly at random, and aren't fixed unless directly observed.

A bastardized version of the Uncertainty Principle and Observer Effect of Quantum Mechanics, Applied to ones Sexuality.
That bitch was into BDSM and guys one minute, and hated them the next. Whats up with that? She is totally Quantumsexual.
by 090876510bna November 2, 2014
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QuantumTV

An insane person who files false copyright strikes over and over again.
"QuantumTV is insane and needs to be put in his place, that place being a dumpster"
by WeeMentalJo April 26, 2022
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Quantum Meatrider

Someone who defies the parameters of meatriding, breaks free of societal norms and physics to meatride you on a quantum level.
Chauncey and Ariel spent 40 minutes talking about Robert when he wasn't even responding, he's a quantum meatrider!

Chauncey chased Robert around in Brawhalla at 1am for 15 minutes, I've never seen someone meatride like this before, he must be a quantum meatrider.
by get_got February 10, 2023
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