Skip to main content

qualfer

Imprints left on skin from resting on a textured surface for an extended period of time.
I received immaculate qualfers from my grass after falling asleep on my lawn.
by Leofreund September 5, 2017
mugGet the qualfer mug.

Three Hole Qualified

A woman who has had oral (mouth), anal(Butt) and vaginal (pussy) sex with the same partner.
When your girl gives you a blow job, lets you lay the pipe and takes it in the butt she is three hole qualified.
by Pool Guy December 15, 2008
mugGet the Three Hole Qualified mug.

YouTube Qualified

Someone who believes they are qualified or an expert in a particular field because they have watched a large number of YouTube videos on the subject. Usually relating to automotive repairs but can apply to more advanced fields like rocket science or brain surgery (with less success!)
Dave: I can't afford to get my car fixed
John: You should talk to Mike
Dave: Is he a Mechanic?
John: Yeah, he is YouTube Qualified
by S I M E February 28, 2020
mugGet the YouTube Qualified mug.

Princess Qualities

So, how does a princess act? What qualities should a young maiden have to catch the eye of a prince? Let's take a look at what a princess should be.

Noble : A princess is a noble young lady who carries herself with poise and dignity. She listens attentively. And when she speaks, she carefully chooses her words. She exercises control over her emotions and makes choices based on what's right rather than on how she feels. Though she isn't perfect, she possesses a strong sense of duty that comes with knowing she's a princess.

Selfless : A princess thinks of others

Trusting and Faithful : A princess believes and trusts

Humble: Another princess virtue is humility. She doesn’t demand or expect special treatment from others and chooses to refrain from bragging or boasting. Instead, she focuses on others and their needs. She doesn't have to be in the spotlight because she already knows she’s a princess.

Kind: A princess is extraordinarily beneficent. Gentle, generous, compassionate, patient, good-natured and forgiving are all words to describe a princess.

Respectable and Admirable : A princess doesn't compete with a prince. Just the opposite, she builds him up. It's her admiration and respect that inspire the prince and compel him to greatness. When he sees that he's a hero in her eyes, it's no wonder he's willing to suffer for her. A hero will go through anything to keep an admiring princess by his side.

A princess is a princess regardless of her attire or her circumstances
When you feel like rebelling or indulging in other questionable behavior, remember your crown and ask yourself, Is this the conduct of a princess? My princess Qualities?

There's something special about the demeanor of a princess, Her princess Qualities. Every princess story shows that it takes more than dazzling attire to gain the admiration of a prince.
by a.p.p May 9, 2010
mugGet the Princess Qualities mug.

Qualferry

An Australian marsupial that makes a bird like call when a ship is sea worthy and able to pass under bridges in high seas
As the tsunami alerts were heard the mystical Qualferry cries out...
by Beythoven June 29, 2014
mugGet the Qualferry mug.

Estrogenic Qualities

An emasculating reference to a male's womanly appearance, submissive sex life and performance thereof, and overall feminine qualities and traits.
Carla clearly wears the pants in the family because she does nothing but point out her husband's estrogenic qualities.
by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016
mugGet the Estrogenic Qualities mug.

Fully Qualified Fetus

An individual who gets a job only or chiefly because of their preexisting relationship (and sometimes relation to) someone already employed within the organization hiring them. A "fully qualified fetus" is most often young, inexperienced, and contributes little or nothing of value to the workplace.
"It looks like they've hired a fully qualified fetus for technical support. Good thing they didn't promote someone qualified."
by Bill Dukane May 2, 2006
mugGet the Fully Qualified Fetus mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email