queef goo

When you think you queef, but you actually goo yourself

Oops I just queefed! Never mind I actually just made queef goo! I JUST VAGINA GOOED MYSELF!

by Shanaenaepig May 11, 2015

queef stroganoff

The thick, noxious sludge that drips from a fat woman's cooter when she gets super horned up during the summer months, and her vaginal secretions meet the rest of her panty sweat.

Oh my god, my mom went for a walk today and when she came home, the entire house stunk like Queef Stroganoff.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin July 19, 2016

Unicorn Queef

A vaginal fart after your done doing it from behind while consuming shrooms.

God she ate so many shrooms while I was giving it to her from behind that she did a unicorn queef.

by The Ass Man 9999 August 27, 2010

Nigga Queef

When gasses are released from a black woman's vagina due to extreme sex and overload of semen. The stench is almost unbearable when present.

Damn when Zakira unleashed her Nigga Queef from fucking tyrone I thought I was gonna die. That shit was nasty as fuck nigga.

by John Wolf Junior January 3, 2012

Queefarama

When a large amount of women gather in a room and try to queef at the same time. (Usually exceeds about 4 women) If they succeed, the end result will be a large high pitched yet gaseous sound that can quite possibly break windows.

There was a queefarama over at the Playboy mansion the other day. I could tell because when I rode my bike past the place it smelled like old man jizz.

by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007

qualfer

Imprints left on skin from resting on a textured surface for an extended period of time.

I received immaculate qualfers from my grass after falling asleep on my lawn.

by Leofreund September 5, 2017

Covid queef

The action of spreading Covid through a queef.

Put your underwear back on to protect against the Covid queef.

She queefed on me and I had to get a Covid test.

by Wordstylez November 16, 2020