qwerty

when you are bored in science class and decide to make a word on the urban dictionary

qwerty

by _BlueDog November 15, 2018

qwertyitis

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.

I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.

by jonathan May 13, 2005

QWERTY Crust

Dried sperm on the computer keyboard resulting from masturbation while surfing porn on the internet.

Dang it! My computer keyboard stopped working due to an overload of QWERTY crust! "overload"...no pun intended.

by Navin1 July 3, 2009

Qwertial Aphasia

While having both an internet and verbal discussion, you accidentally type a word or phrase carried over from your verbal discussion, in, for example, an instant messenger.

AIM: Porkchop: Want to go get food later?
(Roommate speaking) Check out what I found in the closet!
AIM: You: Sorry, I really shouldn't.
(You speak your reply to roommate) Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
AIM: You: I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
AIM: You: Frequently, I meant this frequently! Just experienced a moment of Qwertial Aphasia, sorry.

by Indigeo Aliquis August 28, 2009

qwerty

A word that you type in google when your boredom levels are criticaly high and you need something to do before your head explodes. this is normally at school.

person 1.what can i do?!??!

person 2. have you tried typing qwerty into google?
person 1. no, i'll try it

by i'mboredtoo1 June 8, 2009

qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjklnm

When you are SOOO bored you start to make patterns that the average bored person wouldn't do. It's when somebody types 5 letters per row top to bottom, which actually perfectly adds up on the first row.

Guy 1: qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjklnm
Guy2: Are you alright?
Guy1: No, i'm really BORED!

by TheMacaroni August 13, 2022

qwertpoiuyasdflkjhgzxcmnbv

When you reach the final stage of boredom and you type half of the keys starting at q ending at t then the other half starting backwards at p and ending at y then repeated going down, starting at a ending at f then starting at l and ending at h then typing the last letter remaining g now the last row starting at z ending at c then the next side starting at m and ending at b then you finally type the last letter v. Most people type this just to see if something interesting pops up.

qwertpoiuyasdflkjhgzxcmnbv

by KingOfRandom January 22, 2016