Q*bert

1. a cute little ball thats orange who jumps on cubes to change their colors; an 80s arcade game
2. A stupid fool who is ignorant

Oh, you're playing Q*bert again?
Brandon was such a Q*bert, he thought we was perfect when he is not.

by Frogger April 30, 2005

Q*bert

An arcade game from 1982, one of the more anoying arcade games that came out during that time. The basic gist is you control the little orange alien Q*bert around the M. C. Escher style levels. Q*bert must jump on ever square while avoiding a varity of colored blobs. The controls are clunky at best, and at times they will leave you yelling out in frustraiton. All in all the game is highly addictive, but it's not worth the hassle of breaking somthing in a fit of rage.

Guy 1: Hey what happen to all your money?

Guy2 : I blew it all on that damn arcade game

Guy 1: Which one?

Guy 2: Q*bert. the colors man, the colors.

by Maigg July 19, 2006

Qbert

Retro game, which has now been released in 3D version.

I'm off for a game of Q*Bert

by LukeSmith September 19, 2005

Qbert

A legendary turntablist, a DJ. AKA DJ Qbert.

Hot damn, Qbert is tearing up those turntables.

by AJ April 4, 2004

Qbert cursing

A chain of distorted swear words coming out of one's mouth when in extreme agony.

Based on a true event.

Me: Heard a noise, jumped out of bed and stubbed my little to toe with quite some force against the bottom part of the door. The pain was so intense I started Qbert cursing.

by Justin1967 November 8, 2020

Qbert

A very great Dj that influences the underground with his creative scratching.
damn, that Dj makes my day.

Enough has been said. Listen to DJ Q*Bert and buy Wavetwisters.

by Kevin Forester June 20, 2004

Qbertsexual

Qbertsexual is when a person or Qbert is attracted to Qbert, This can go Qbert love Qbert or any gender love Qbert.

“ I think im Qbertsexual, I hope you accept me. “

by Cocoa cookie December 28, 2024