Putinised

To be randomly attacked when your really just chilling.

Person 1:"Damn bro I got putinised last night."
Person 2:"That sucks man, how'd that happen."
Person 1:"On my way home from work, earphones I, when all of a sudden I got hit by a cruise missile completely unprovoked."
Person 2:" Sorry to hear that man, must suck to get putinised."

by SwiggityRabbi March 16, 2022

Putinsexual

Somebody who is sexually attracted to Vladimir Putin. Actually it's just Putin's name transformed into a sexuality to justify war crimes and support the Russian invasion.

I came out as Putinsexual.

by SniperGun July 29, 2022

putinesca

The Russian cream sauce that is a mixture of ejaculate and saliva and maybe some gastric content. It's usually made in abundance by a Dom top for their sub bottom surrogates.

Not to be confused with santorum.

Trump, that putinesca is dripping down your chin. Your Russian asset-ship is showing.

by CafeFiend March 15, 2025