Putting on the Rooster Suit

The act of throwing out your chest; False bravado; Someone acting like a bad-ass when everyone knows they are not. A meek or cowardly person trying to act tough.

"Mother f***** tried putting on the rooster suit with me! So I bitch slapped that punk."

by romanjonesz October 10, 2015

putting on a raincoat

wearing a condom during intercourse

He does not want gonorrhea, so he is putting on a raincoat.

by Jizzlander August 12, 2006

Putting on an orange coat

To masturbate

Before going hunting, Ryan likes to put on an orange coat for safety reasons.

by Sphinctar April 21, 2004

putting on mittens

The internet equivalent of biting one's tongue.

My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.

by Xenos Aegletes October 7, 2012

Putting on batteries

Getting ones things together in order to acomplish a daunting task or demand.

Harry needs to be putting on batteries if he plans on having that report done by the deadline.

by Sergio G. January 2, 2008

Putting on the Hits

A dance talent show that rocks hard, Dude.

At Putting on the Hits we won and you didnt.

by Billy Joe A. October 2, 2006

putting on the latex

the act of masturbating using a rubber glove.

person 1: you get any action last night ?
person 2: I was about to but then she laid me off so I ended up going home and putting on the latex.

by swagydefiner February 1, 2017