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Puterized

This is when you have spent longer than an hour on your computer in it's virtual-reality (usually between 1-8 hours) and when you come into reality-reality things are pretty out of sync. Reality feels weird.

People's words seem to fly right past you. Information from the outside world takes a while to filter in. And you are quite numb in general to the outside world. Objects may blur a bit and move.

There can also sometimes be an actual buzz heard in your brain or ears. In general, you have been puterized.

Sypmtoms of being puterized:

- A blank expression
- A lag in replies or responses to things or people
- Wide eyes
- Not processing information correctly
- General discord towards the world
Friend: "I'm feeling really sad about my that chick arguing with me, how could she! She called me a useless tool."

Your head: "Oh, that's not nice. Buzz. Shame. Buzz. I should be saying something in this moment. Buzzzzzz. ???. Buzz."

Jenna wasn't with me today when I met her for coffee. She looked like she wasn't all that there in her head. She was so like, puterized

Do you know where Nicole is? Ya, she's about to come out of her bedroom where she has been for five hours. I bet you she's puterized
by Caminojen May 20, 2011
mugGet the Puterizedmug.

puter

a puter is not a computer at all, just add the com to it to call it that. A puter is slang for VAGINA.
Man, I like the stick my putter in her puter
by CaliCowboy September 28, 2010
mugGet the putermug.

puter

What surfers with learning difficulties call their computer.
My puter is very clever.
by Kerb November 30, 2004
mugGet the putermug.

puter

a Puter or Puder is a Vagina
How's your Puter/Puder doing?
by ittybittykitty2 July 23, 2006
mugGet the putermug.

Puter

kid:MOM I AM USING THE PUTER

MOM: I NEED TO LOOK AT THE BANK
by iceloops October 14, 2016
mugGet the Putermug.

Puter

Pronounced like the metallic substance pewter, this describes a computer, especially a laptop or netbook.
Hey man, pass me my puter. I need to check the interblogs for something.
by MSpike September 15, 2011
mugGet the Putermug.

puter

What you use to do work after you eat your samiches.
Hey James, you gonna go play puter?
by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005
mugGet the putermug.

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