Justinitis

The disease where you find ugly women attractive repeatedly.

Who is that ugly chick that bob is with? I dont know, but he definatly has justinitis

by Mc Sexymofo October 14, 2010

Pussingitis

The act of being a pussy or bitch

"Austin has pussingitis"- teammate
"Fuck you my shoulder hurts I think I need a sling" -Austin

by Jimmyjohnsisgood May 21, 2018

Justinitis

When you make an illness or injury or just about any excuse to leave work early.

"habibi had Justinitis today"

by glitterbottom January 8, 2021

pussionitis

A rare, mostly incurable disease of being a huge Pussy.

You really can't call him and tell him the truth? I know what you have, you are suffering from pussionitis. Try seeing a doctor, but once you get it you will most likely have it forever. Sorry!

by UnaL December 24, 2014

Pussilitis

An infectious and contagious disease (only applicable to men) characterized by attacks of extreme unmanliness due to an increase of vaginal fluids throughout a male's body. The only known cure is growing some damn balls.

My friend Brian has some major Pussilitis. He doesn't wanna race me, haha probably thinks he'll lose. Poor kid, I wish there was a cure.

by J-Dan April 14, 2014

pussivitis

When a girls pussy smells like mustard

-Man, my finger smells like mustard.
--You've been fingerin that nasty girl with the pussivitis, haven't ya??
-Yup.

by Claytone January 19, 2008

Punkinitis

a purple goblin like creature that sucks the soul from it victims seen all over the world

“the purple punkinitis will eat all you mufuka’s”

by DaMastaBlasta November 11, 2023