Adj.
To be paralyzed from the neck down.
Generally used by those who find insensitivity amusing or those who are just terrible doctors. It is particularly offensive to those who are or who know someone who is "Parafucked".
To be paralyzed from the neck down.
Generally used by those who find insensitivity amusing or those who are just terrible doctors. It is particularly offensive to those who are or who know someone who is "Parafucked".
Example one
{Kyle}
I know what's up: he's completely ... Parafucked!! Ha-ha-ha!
{Party-Goers}
....
{Kyle}
Did everybody hear what I said? I said "Parafucked", ha-ha-ha!
You know, he's paralyzed and he's fucked, right? Get it? It's funny, right? Am I right? Totally hilarious! I'll bet you're all laughing on the inside, right? *Yammering on uselessly*
Example two
{Jim}
Uhn ... where am I?
{Doctor}
Hurray, you're alive!! Your spine got all weird and shit which is why you're here, duh, I know right? Anyway yeah, you're now completely Parafucked and stuff. So uh, don't try to escape, ha-ha! Ah .... Okay then, take care! *Leaves*
{Kyle}
I know what's up: he's completely ... Parafucked!! Ha-ha-ha!
{Party-Goers}
....
{Kyle}
Did everybody hear what I said? I said "Parafucked", ha-ha-ha!
You know, he's paralyzed and he's fucked, right? Get it? It's funny, right? Am I right? Totally hilarious! I'll bet you're all laughing on the inside, right? *Yammering on uselessly*
Example two
{Jim}
Uhn ... where am I?
{Doctor}
Hurray, you're alive!! Your spine got all weird and shit which is why you're here, duh, I know right? Anyway yeah, you're now completely Parafucked and stuff. So uh, don't try to escape, ha-ha! Ah .... Okay then, take care! *Leaves*
by Teh epic smart-ness !!one!one July 8, 2009
Get the Parafucked mug.When embarking on a long-distance relationship LDR and each party has gone past the stage of being crazy for one another but have yet to meet in person. Normally this would be called 'fucked' but because you've not had the chance to fuck yet, you're 'pre-fucked' or 'prefucked'. Which takes into consideration the waiting period of time before you get to actually fuck.
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It is a portmanteau, or blend, of the words "perfect" and "fucked". The meaning depends on the context it's used in:
Completely ruined or messed up: This is the most common meaning. Combining "perfect" (as in, complete or total) with "fucked" results in a phrase that conveys a state of being utterly and totally screwed or destroyed.
Ironic or sarcastic usage: The word could be used with heavy irony to describe a situation that is the exact opposite of perfect.
Emphasis on the first syllable which is drawn out hence the second letter being a "u".
PUUR-fuck'd
The "e" at the end is silent.
Completely ruined or messed up: This is the most common meaning. Combining "perfect" (as in, complete or total) with "fucked" results in a phrase that conveys a state of being utterly and totally screwed or destroyed.
Ironic or sarcastic usage: The word could be used with heavy irony to describe a situation that is the exact opposite of perfect.
Emphasis on the first syllable which is drawn out hence the second letter being a "u".
PUUR-fuck'd
The "e" at the end is silent.
For instance, someone might exclaim "Well, that's just purfucked," after a plan goes completely wrong.
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