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purple headed yogurt slinger

A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.
I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Referring to a dudes dick
Damn Connor has a huge purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Purple headed yogurt slinger

When a man insert his penis into a tracheotomy stoma and gets an erection causing it to become stuck resulting in the head of the penis turning purple
This one time I was so desperate for action I got a purple headed yogurt slinger and had to call the squad.

purple headed yogurt slinger

He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.

purple headed yogurt slinger

The load came flying out of the purple headed yogurt slinger
purple headed yogurt slinger by Junk September 18, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

I've got a huge purple headed yogurt slinger.