puritanism

The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy

Needless to say, puritans hate fun

by shambola September 5, 2004

pericardium

The medical term for the outermost layer of the heart, consists of a thin tissue that is used to lubricate and incorporate smooth contractions.

The patients pericardium is swollen with bacteria and surgery must be performed

by David K Russell December 14, 2005

pericazo

A literal translation from Mexican Spanish pericazo, for a snort of cocaine.

I need a pericazo right now

by Lyude December 19, 2011

Pubicals

Word meaning pubes

"dude i have more pubicals than ur room mates ex girlfriends dads step sister"

by Oberlin January 30, 2009

Puritan

A an old fashioned, homeschooling mother who thinks that girls should suffer during warm weather because shorts and tank tops will turn them into strippers destined for hell.

*girl walks into room wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing tank top and jeans*

Puritan mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a brothel!

Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??

Puritan mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.

by thatsjustterrible June 1, 2011

pubicategory

How to define the way a female / male maintains there pubic hair from 1 to 5.

"Dude, what was her pubicategory?"

Answers as follows:

Category 5: 'Au Naturale' completely untouched full length
Category 4: Full length but some areas shaved/waxed
Category 3: No shaving or waxing but trimmed all over
Category 2: Trimmed short and waxed/shaved into a shape e.g. 'Brazialian' 'Landing Strip' etc
Catagory 1: Completely shaved i.e. 'Hollywood'

by twosup September 10, 2010

perica

In Spanish slang, cocaine

Esnifé un par de rayas de perica en el váter y acabé echando la pota

I sniffed a couple of lines of cocaine in the bog and ended up puking.

by fonsucu June 12, 2008