Purdy

An old person (usually a woman) who wears a lot of lipstick and perfume and likes to pose for pictures.
If it is a purdy man, they act some what like Austin Powers does.

This word orginated in Texas a long time ago.

"She is so purdy!"

A male example: Austin Powers
A woman example: Opal Purdy (from All My Children)

by rennynose February 6, 2005

purdy

by definition the most extreme form of pretty ,olle. <3

he is just so purdy.

by aimeeboo April 23, 2022

Purdy's Law

You can get head from a girl, as long as her tits stick out farther than her stomach. No matter how fat the bitch is.

"Hey Tommy, i heard you got some dome last night. Did she pass Purdy's Law?

ya...fuck you i was really drunk.

by Missouristate08 August 30, 2009

Purdy's Wharf

A distant cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, the Purdy's Wharf is accomplished by having anal sex with a fat chick, then peeing on her bed while she is in the bathroom "cleaning up".

You should have seen this nasty bitch dawg! You better believe I gave her a Purdy's Wharf!

by barfy April 18, 2005

Purdy Girl

The girls that Ashley Purdy (Bassist of Black Veil Brides) bangs. Usually has big boobs and blonde hair.

"Ashley's with one of his purdy girls again!"

by Z Midnight August 19, 2012

purdy mouth

The oral folacio capacitor, a whores pie ole, ruby red lips you just wanna ram your cock between like Daisy Duke in Dukes of Hazard!

I.e 'you sure have a purdy mouth Daisy'

by BrennieB May 19, 2014

purdy punisher

when a total slut is giving a guy head. and she pulls off too soon, cause she cant handle the load, and the cum is shot in her nose.

this action takes place either in purdy or doodlum (and then called doodlum doozie)or even in a tree stand (called the tree top tickler)

be like did u hear about the purdy punisher?.. omg yea that girl who did it was a slut

by you stupid slut haha March 20, 2007