penicorns

Unicorn that instead of a horn at the top of its head it is a penis.

"Yo' dude, you see that penicorns over thurr."

Charlie the penicorn. (;
Candy Mountain Charlieeeeeeee.

by Jejamtrissiecishaa. January 12, 2009

Pugicorn

A pugicorn is a pug and unicorn hybrid. This is a mythical creature used by Doug the pug.

My spirit animal is a pugicorn!

by Dope Frootloops March 30, 2017

Prunicorn

Prune + Unicorn

A horse with a fruit basket as its horns and legs made up of uber wrinkly raisins. Its belly is purple and its back is black, because once you go black, there's no turning back. It is extremely horny, and it is usually seen feeding on garden gnomes. It is illegal to own a prunicorn as they are endangered species, only found in specific parts of the universe.

A prunicorn attempted to eat the gnome on grandma's garden moments ago.

by italktowhales January 8, 2011

penicorn

A fusion of the words penis and unicorn. Basically, this is a synonym for dickhead. If you see where a unicorn's horn is and picture a "dickhead", you will get it.

My ex is being a real asshole. He is such a penicorn!

by Stephanie Ling April 27, 2006

Penicorn

The magical horse with a penis on its head instead of a horn, distant relative of the unicorn.

Guy: I saw a penicorn today. I rubbed its horn three time sbut it didn't give me any magical wishes, but it did give me some magical goo. I used it as a substitute for mayonnaise I made for my parents.

by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009