Pennsylvania Pullout

A driving technique utilized with frustrating frequency within the state of Pennsylvania. It consists of the following elements:

1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.

2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.

3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.

4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).

Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.

If that moron up there does a Pennsylvania Pullout, when nobody is behind me, I may run him into the nearest ditch.

by P. Fanelli December 24, 2008

Portugese Pullout

A traffic maneuver used by people attempting to turn left (or right in places where they drive on the left) onto a busy street. The driver pulls out and blocks one lane of traffic while waiting for an opening to appear in the other lane. Named for the originators of this maneuver, Rhode Island's Portugese community.

"This street is too busy to turn left on"
"Just use the Portugese Pullout."

by scohag September 7, 2011

pullout

Someone who has no inherant value to society and as such, said individual's father should have "pulled out" rather than fouling the earth with such a little shit.

You would do the world better if you were just a stain on the sheets, you pullout.

by Rayray, the baddest mother on the planet May 19, 2006

PULLOUT GAME WEAK

When you hitting the pussy so good...and you tryna get that last lil stroke out....and ya dumbass bust a nut in a ugly lil thot...and ya end up with

#CHILD SUPPORT

Sarah: Johnathan pullout game weak asf....but i love it.
Teisha: HAHA yall nasty asses

by Kaybishh100 March 31, 2017

pullout party

While the women are having their baby shower, the guys throw a party for the new father. Almost like a second bachelor party to celebrate his last days before becoming a family man.

Your brother is about to have a baby. Throw a pullout party to haze him for not pulling out.

by Goreela February 28, 2014

pullout

a person over 21 years old who buys alcohol for someone underage

John's my pullout. He bought these two cases of Bud Light.

by Orbet June 27, 2005

Afghan Pullout

(N) - During the act of coitus, when a man and a woman are having unprotected sex, the process by which the woman is convinced the man has pulled out through physical and verbal confirmation but he has actually still ejaculated inside the vagina.

Fuck I'm pregnant again, bastard did the Afghan Pullout, I knew he was shady.

by rubbular June 23, 2011