puerto rican steel

Duct tape

When my car's bumper is falling off, I hold it up with some Puerto Rican steel.

puerto rican steel by big bob lllllll November 21, 2011

puerto rican shower

Putting on Axe, or another similar brand of air freshener, on one's body in place of taking an actual shower with soap and water.

Kenny might be Guatemalan, but he alway seems to take a Puerto Rican shower before he sees Emily.

puerto rican shower by LiveattheSchwarzenegger September 28, 2005

puerto rican sneak-her 

A sexual move performed as follows:

When engaged in sex in a doggy style position, pull out and exclaim "Oh whoops, my dick fell out." Replace yourself with a large Puerto Rican friend, and let him resume. Wait a moment, then run around in front of partner and shout "Surprise!"

Alternate names: Juan Carlos Surprise, The Sneaky Thieving Mexican.

Hey Mike, how're you and Sandra doing?

Not to good man.. last night me and Juan did the Puerto Rican Sneak-her and she ain't to happy..

puerto rican sneak-her by zon June 10, 2007

Puerto Rican Speedboat

A single-wide trailer with indoor toilet.

Q: Hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.

Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.

Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.

Puerto Rican Speedboat by Paddy O'Toole January 5, 2011

Puerto Rican smooch

When a rim job's spit is farted back into a person's mouth to insight a reaction.

Dude, we were having a good night until Nadia gave me a Puerto Rican smooch so I would stop giving her a rim job.

Puerto Rican smooch by Alfredo S. October 9, 2017

Puerto Rican Stool

The act of masturbating with one hand while placing a finger inside of your rectum.

Josh told his friends how he wanted to go give himself a Puerto Rican Stool when he got home tonight.

Puerto Rican Stool by ican' March 1, 2020

puerto rican shower

the act of applying cologne and deodorant in the place of cleansing oneself by showering

sean woke up late for class so he took a puerto rican shower

puerto rican shower by that damn good November 13, 2003