psychotherapist

A specialized psychologist.

My psychotherapist is SO BEAUTIFUL, I wish she would turn into PSYCHO-THE-RAPIST during my appointments. But, NO, she has some kind of professional ethics or something!

by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006

psychochondria

Parallel to hypochondria - a person who is abnormally anxious about their mental health. Someone who will self-diagnose themselves and/or state they have multiple psychological "disorders" either all at once or continuously over time.

My girlfriend, Debbie Downer, thinks she has BED, ADD, OCD and bi-polar depression but she's never been to a doctor. I'm pretty sure she's just likes to eat, is lazy but likes things in order and is a party pooper. It's probably just a case of psychochondria.

by Wordsworthl3ss March 27, 2016

Massage Psychotherapy

is a healing modality which works on physical pain by identifying and understanding the emotional pain that manifested the physical symptoms. Massage Psychotherapists incorporate therapeutic massage on resting facial expressions and body posture to work on repressed emotions. MPTs see the body, mind and spirit as a whole. They look at pain simply as some type of resistance to reality. MPTs are highly trained in medical massage and charge on average $180 per an hour session.

Who would have known that Massage Psychotherapy could fix her resting b*tch face?

by Dr. Gangemi July 20, 2017

Psychotherapist

A person which you pay for a thousand dollars an hour to "nod".

Patient: I was raped when I was 6 years old.
Psychotherapist: *nods*

by Amabahbish August 11, 2019

psychotherapy

A process in which you discuss your personal problems with a "psychotherapist\" who is unable to do anything about it. Not to be confused with psychiatry, in which you're given prescription medications in hope that your life improves.

Don't pay attention to anything you hear about psychotherapy -- IT DOESN'T WORK!!!

by Joan M May 17, 2007

Psychophelia

An inclination/ proclivity towards people of sexual attraction who appear and/ or are mentally unstable.

His psychophelia caused most of his liaisons to end with a restraining order since he has a knack for crazy women.

by Maggie The Cat May 20, 2022

psychothermia

the condition that causes people to overdress for the weather

I went in to the store this morning, a man was wearing a full snowsuit. It's not even cold enough to snow. He has psychothermia.

by Madre de los Gatos December 1, 2009